the darkest of angels came to me today. they said "jeffrey, thou shalt receieve our glory if thou art steadfast. ye may receive rest from the pain that inflicts thee."

when i asked them what i could do to speed the process along, they stared at me with blank, cold faces. they said "doth thou have to ask?"

i began to panic and quickly tried to shake their hands. instead of flesh, i felt warmth and heat. i thought "this MUST be what i have been missing."

i began doing what i felt was right. but i then remembered other things that seemed more exciting.

so i ate some ice cream and fell asleep.

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