helen's birthday
2008-09-29, 4:53 p.m.

today is our next door neighbor's (helen) 100th birthday. i've never seen her leave the apartment unless it's to meet this one guy named old joe. old joe is 106 years old and used to live on a farm.

i should say that i'm lying about old joe, but not about helen. she seriously is 100 years old. three cheers for helen (and make them loud, she can't hear).

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